Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch
Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.
“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear. I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.”
Those damned horny Sasquatches and their damned huge hairy balls!